Scene 3: Philip and Phil's Room.

 

In this room, Phillip is playing Nintendo and Phil enters.

 

Phil: Hey Phillip guess what!?

 

Philip: "Then I saw her face, and she lit up like a bee, so happy to see me-a-ee"

 

Phil doesn't notice (and I guess I didn't either) that Philip has headphones on and is listening to his Magenta 6 album.

 

Phil: PHILIP!

 

Philip: "and then she stroked my hair--" what!?

 

Phil: Guess what!

 

Philip: Wow. This better be better than Magenta 6's 'Bee Face'.

 

Phil: Heck yea it is! I got tickets to go see Four Silver Crazy, and YOU get to come!

 

Philip: I GET to? Or I HAVE to? Man, Four Silver Crazy's music is s***.

 

Phil: Philip!

 

Dog: Ruff.

 

Whoa whoa whoa. Wait up here. If you didn't read Scene 1 and 2 then you wouldn't know what's going on here. If this applies to you, please, go back and read Scene 1 and 2, and spare yourself the embarrasment... I'm ashamed for you.

 

Philip: What? I don't like it... I think it is what I said it is...

 

Phil: GO WITH ME! You know mom won't let me go by myself!

 

Philip: I'm not going! I don't want to listen to that for 2 hours!

 

Then Phil grabs Phillip by the shirt collar, like a REAL bully. I don't know about

that Phil. He's got a short temper. But anyway, back to the story.

 

Phil: YOU WILL GO WITH ME!!

 

Mom (yelling from downstairs): Boys! Ya'll stop fighting up there! One of you is going to lose an eye! Maybe even both! Both of you... lose an eye... or one of you loses both your eyes... I don't know!

 

This is usually the kind of mixed up garbage that Mom says... she's not very smart.

 

Mom (yelling from downstairs): You know, when I was a little boy, I NEVER fought with my brothers!

 

...

 

Phil (yelling to his mom): We know mom! (to Philip) Now, seriously, you have to go with me. I'll let you give me five dollars.

 

Philip: Umm... I don't think so.

 

Phil: Dangit, I didn't think that would work. Anyway, I'll give you ten bucks... c'mon.

 

Philip: Ten bucks? Okay sounds good.

 

Phil: Good. It's tommorow night... so don't make plans... with your video games...

 

Phil leaves the room and Philip puts his headphones back on. But by now, the song has changed from Magenta 6's 'Bee Face', passed 'Scarlet Ear', and is now on 'Wax Disguise. Philip is mad... Phil is happy... Dog is dead.... tired.

 

End of Scene 3.